ESPN’s Rick Reilly unwittingly became an Internet sensation this week after he was caught on camera telling Stuart Scott to tell the world that Reilly was the “first on Twitter” to report “news” of Ben Roethlisberger’s injury.

While Reilly has been the recipient of much mockery since that video spread like wildfire on the Internet, everybody’s seemed to have passed on the real tough questions: Just exactly what does Rick Reilly tweet about? And who actually follows him?

While that second question may go unanswered for eternity, Toucher & Rich decided to answer the first one.

The results? You’ll have to hear them for yourself.

As Jon Wallach perfectly said, “This guy makes about 100 times more money than I do. I can’t believe it.”

Reilly and his reported $3 million per year contract can’t believe it either.